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Secular Alternatives to "Preaching to the Choir"  

Here are some secular alternatives to “Preaching to the choir”. I found these on the Internet. If you know of more, please email me. -Eric Kincade, Founder, None Exist.

  • “Kicking at an open door?”
  • “Giving the fish swimming lessons?”
  • “Recruiting your own members?”
  • “Persuading the convinced?”
  • “Convincing fish to swim?”
  • “Cheering to the pep squad?”
  • “Lecturing to the faculty?”
  • “Singing to the band?”
  • “Selling tuxedos to penguins?”
  • “You’re trying to open an open door.”
  • “Lighting the lamp at noon?”
  • “Explaining logic to Vulcans?”
  • “Selling whiskey to Jack Daniels?”
  • “Purring with the cats?
  • “Carrying coals to Newcastle?”
  • “Selling milk to a cow?”
  • “Teaching dogs to bark?”
  • “Calling your baby cute?”
  • “Campaigning to the convention?”
  • “Teaching monkeys how to eat bananas?”
  • “Campaigning to the candidate?”
  • “You’re selling past the close.” Or “Selling past the close?”
  • “Selling to the sold?”
  • “Flashing the nudist colony?”
  • “Seducing the willing and eager?”


”Would you rather be fooled by religion or educated by science?” —Eric Kincade/None Exist Founder

“ I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” —Stephen F. Roberts

“Our religious beliefs are ultimately incompatible with civilization. It seems to me to be absolutely obvious that there is no future, in which nuclear armed fundamentalist regimes will live side by side with one another and manage to keep the missiles happily in their silos indefinitely.” —Sam Harris

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